"Is My Boyfriend Cheating"?

"Dear Hailey,

I think My boyfriend is cheating on me but every time I confront him about it he tells me "baby your the only one I love and am with". I don't know what to say or do. He looks at me with his big brown eyes and tells me how much he loves me but he strolls in at like 4a.m. and tells me he was out with "the boys".

What do you think I should do? I know you have been through a lot, obviously very different but how do you catch your man if you expect him cheating?

-Mary W

Hey Mary,

I have no words because I don't want to hurt you or give you a reality check. Someone you love cheating on you, sucks. The feeling of betrayal is very painful.    :-(     ..          I'm sorry. 

Enjoy my song advice

Next time your man comes home at like 4 a.m. and you expect he is cheating; You throw his pillow on the floor and simply state firmly to him"that's where the dogs sleep"




p.s.- Don't forget to smell it. Don't let him go straight into the shower when he gets home.
"Let me smell yo dick" ---lol

"Take Me As I Am"

"Say No To the Hot Nanny Ho"

"Dear Hailey,


My husband and I just had our first child and we have been interviewing nannies. We both found one we liked but she is extremely beautiful. I don't want to look like a jealous, control freak and not hire her because she is gorgeous. 
I followed that whole saga with you and read you were cheated on by your ex with his children's nanny. 
I was wondering what your "first hand" advice/opinion would be?
She is fully qualified for the position and seems really sweet. Should I give it a try?"


-Liz B






Hey Liz,


I feel it depends on how pretty. In a nut shell NO, don't hire a hot nanny. Are you crazy! "Fully qualified", what does she have a degree from Harvard in Nannying? No Don't hire her. I'm sorry but just no. Why would you dangle eye candy everyday in front of your husband. 
I remember growing up I had nannies but not one time do I recall a hot nanny. Be like my Mom and only hire people who don't speak english and from out of the country. My mom was a genius she never hired anyone under 180 lb's....lol
Unless your intentions are not just nannying I don't see why you would have a hot nanny. Period the end. Get an illegal immigrant like everyone else does. The first question on your list to the nannies should be, "do you have a social security #"? If the answer is "no" then they are hired.
So the answer to this question is........ 
                          
               "SAY NO TO THE HOT NANNY HO"


Remember fantasy and lust can get the best of everyone.